Thursday, January 8, 2009

Crucible Connections - Clam Chowder

Crucible Connections is an ongoing series featuring real conversations shared over work e-mail...

Don't ever get this comfortable with your coworkers:

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From: Guitar Hero
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 8:51 AM
To: Dan Morris
Subject: rabbit food

There are some snacks in the break room—if you don’t mind catching a rash of health.

-Guitar Hero
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From: Dan Morris
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 8:52 AM
To: Guitar Hero
Subject: RE: rabbit food

Is that like VD? Because if it is, you can keep it.
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From: Guitar Hero
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 9:43 AM
To: Dan Morris
Subject: RE: rabbit food

Did you try the snack in there? The dip has less taste than your grandma’s clam chowder.

-Guitar Hero
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From: Dan Morris
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 9:44 AM
To: Guitar Hero
Subject: RE: rabbit food

Yeah, I noticed that. It also has less taste than my Gramma’s clam.

Did I actually just type that? And Send it? I mean, doesn’t my keyboard have a “backspace” or “delete” key? Jesus, I’m dumb.

-Dan

1 comment:

Unknown said...

dude don't be so harsh on your grandma, her clam is tasty.. aged like a fine wine.. or a good vinegar, whichever..