The insecure and defenseless

I'm lazy today, and, well, in general. I don't have much to say, other than very little brings as much joy to my heart as attacking the insecure and defenseless with laserbeam wit. It makes every day more enjoyable; it is the spoonful of sugar that helps life's castor oil go down.

In that vein, Mr. Parry Gripp delivers a joyful chorus to my heart as if sung by the Choir Invisible. I just can't help myself. In one fell swoop, insecure and defenseless are combined and fun is poked, and I can rest peacefully knowing I'm not alone in my need and desire for wanton cruelty. Bless Parry Gripp, and bless Nerf Herder.